钥匙在我这里

有一间精神病院，病人每天都烦着吵着要出院。

心理医生受不了他们的吵闹，就把他们集中到一个空房间里，然后在墙上画了一道门，告诉病人说：
“只要谁能打开这扇门，我就让他走。”

大家听了，都争先恐后过去，拼命想把假门打开。只有一个病人站着不动喊道：

“别白费心机了，那道门是打不开的！”说着，还嘲笑这群人。

医生听了心里感到十分安慰，想道：“终于有一个人康复正常，可以出院了...”于是问他：

“你怎么知道的？”

病患接着回答：“钥匙在我这里啊！”

后记：老朋友Iris Lim喜欢上文，把它翻译成英文版本如下：

The key is with me

In a mental institution, a group of patients keep pestering a shrink to let them go home.

The shrink is so perturbed that he comes up with a great idea. He paints a door completes with lock onto a wall in a room. He then announces to the patients, "The one who gets this door open gets to go home!"

Presto! The ploy works and nobody bothers the shrink anymore as they are all fully occupied with attempts to unlock that door, EXCEPT one guy.

"Ah, now we have a guy with the right mind and perhaps he is the only one who can go home," mumbles the shrink. The shrink sets out to assess that stands out chap.

"Sir, why aren't you trying to open that door like everyone else?" shrink asks.

"Nay, no point trying as it is impossible to unlock it," he replied.

"Why?" asked the shrink.

"Because the is with me!"

Wahaha..................

(read this in my friend's blog: 蓝色星辰, like it and loosely translate it my way to share you guys, and also the guy with the ! hehehe...)

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