Husband vs Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever

******************************************************************** Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

******************************************************************** Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents

******************************************************************** Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

******************************************************************** Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

******************************************************************** After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

Credits：Michelle Lim




《Funeral》，a TV commerical launched by the Ministry of Community Development, Youth and Sports (MCYS) which looks at relationships in a different light, through a woman at her husband's funeral.

Ultimately, it celebrates the beautiful imperfections that make a relationship perfect.



《婚前婚后夫妻经》