RA(非礼勿进)：I like the way you are thinking....

读过了文雅的慕容席诗文，现在来一点不文的....

记得小学时读过一篇课文，“猎枪一响，树上小鸟剩几只....”，你读过吗？

这一篇，却是“抵死”的不文版。再提醒一下，道德观严肃者止步，以免感觉难堪！实在怕难堪，不堪翻译成中文。

可以接受者，good luck! Laugh your guts out...Cheers!!!


Little Amdon was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

Teacher: "Amdon, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, with your gun how many would be left?"

Amdon: "None," replied Amdon, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well the answer is four" said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking."

Little Amdon says: "OK. Miss, I have a question for you now."

"If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well", said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No", said Little Amdon, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but
I like the way you are thinking."

Credits: Jason Choo