小两口之间的狠笑话之二 《三个孩子》

一对夫妇有三个孩子。
有两个特别聪明和英俊，可是第三个孩子却很丑很笨。

A couple had three children.
Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.


一天，丈夫心血来潮问：

“坦白说，亲爱的，
老三真的是我的孩子吗？”

One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear.
Is this third child really mine?

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“是的，亲爱的。” 妻子答道： “可是另外两个不是。”
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.

鸣谢：龙哥分享