小两口之间的狠笑话之三 《妻子三优》

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一个单身汉，新婚时发现妻子有三项优点：

在厨房她是经济学者，
在客厅她是贵族，
在床上她是恶魔。

When a bachelor marries，he discovers that his wife has three qualities - she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.

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若干年后，这三项优点依然存在，可是, 秩序有点变动：

在厨房她是贵族,
在客厅她是恶魔,
在床上她是经济学者。

After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain,
but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.

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